“List, list, O list!”
– Ghost, Hamlet, 1.5.28
We were reading Hamlet the other day and we got to the part where the ghost of Hamlet’s father says, “List!”
“A list?” we thought. “Now there’s an idea for a blog post!” Just in time for Halloween, here’s our ranking of the five spookiest ghosts in Shakespeare’s plays.
The ghosts are ranked with our patented Shakespeare & Beyond Spookiness Rating. It accounts for factors including Demeanor, Motivation, Prophecy, Blood ‘n’ Guts, and Frightening Activities, and is assessed by the three people who share this office and a few other people who walked in looking for a check request form and got stuck talking about ghosts for half an hour (sorry, Dave, I’ll get it to you first thing tomorrow).
5. The Ghost of Julius Caesar (Julius Caesar)
Caesar’s ghost is one of the iconic Shakespearean spirits, but he’s far from being the Bard’s spookiest. In his brief Act 4 visit with Brutus, he gets off one good line (“Thy evil spirit, Brutus.” Chills!). But in general, he sounds like he’s dropping by to remind Brutus about a lunch meeting they scheduled: “And, don’t forget we have that meeting at Philippi.”
“Right, at Philippi.”
“Got it. See you at Philippi.”
Spookiness Rating: 3/10
4. The Fortune-Telling Spirit (Henry VI, Part 2)
A dark horse (nightmare?) candidate cracks the top five. We’re not sure if this spirit counts as a ghost, but it’s definitely spooky. This spirit is conjured by the wizard John Bolingbroke in Act 1, scene 4 of the play, to prophecy for the Duchess of Gloucester. Bolingbroke has some pretty spooky lines himself:
Patience, good lady. Wizards know their times.
Deep night, dark night, the silent of the night,
The time of night when Troy was set on fire,
The time when screech owls cry and bandogs howl,
And spirits walk, and ghosts break up their graves—
That time best fits the work we have in hand.
Madam, sit you, and fear not. Whom we raise
We will make fast within a hallowed verge.
– Bolingbroke, Henry VI, Part 2, 1.4
That said, the Spirit politely answers all the questions they ask it and promptly goes away when they command, after which the people who conjured it up are promptly arrested. Ultimately, this ghost doesn’t demonstrate enough initiative to be truly spooky.
Spookiness Rating: 4/10
3. The Ghosts of Richard’s Victims (Richard III)
Stanley Kubrick got it: there’s nothing spookier than a pair of undead children.
The ghosts of the murdered princes Edward and Richard may not be as terrifying as The Shining’s twin spooks. But the child-ghosts are only two of the spirits that come to visit Richard III on the eve of the Battle of Bosworth Fields. In total, eleven spirits appear to Richard, including his wife Anne, his old pal Buckingham, and King Henry VI. The long queue of ghosts—all admonishing Richard to “Despair and die!”—is seriously spooky stuff. Come play with us, Richard.
Spookiness Rating: 7/10
2. The Ghost of Hamlet’s Father (Hamlet)
“I am thy father’s spirit,
Doomed for a certain term to walk the night
And for the day confined to fast in fires
Till the foul crimes done in my days of nature
Are burnt and purged away.”
– Ghost, Hamlet, 1.5
We know that the ghost of Hamlet’s father is spooky because Horatio tells us he is: when they see him, the soldiers Barnardo and Marcellus are “distilled almost to a jelly with the act of fear.” Now that’s spooky.
The ghost also benefits from the around-the-campfire atmosphere of the play’s first scene. No one can see clearly, there’s a chill in the air, and Bernardo, Marcellus, and Horatio swap ghost stories. Horatio helpfully reminds everyone that a little before Julius Caesar died, “the graves stood tenantless, and the sheeted dead / Did squeak and gibber in the Roman streets” as an omen. They discuss ghost-repellent solutions, like roosters crowing and Christmastime generally. By the time King Hamlet’s ghost appears dressed in armor, we’re ready to be scared.
Spookiness Rating: 8.5/10
1. The Ghost of Banquo (Macbeth)
He shakes his gory locks! He sits in your chair! He’s cold-blooded! He’s got sightless eyes and marrowless bones! It’s the ghost of Banquo!
The speed with which Banquo rises from the grave is truly surprising: he appears to Macbeth in Act 3, scene 4, just one scene after he is murdered. He’s also only visible to Macbeth, which makes the scene perversely comic. When Macbeth’s lords ask him to sit down to dinner, Macbeth says that there’s no place saved for him—because Banquo’s ghost has slipped into the king’s chair. While Macbeth panics, Lady Macbeth begs him to stop being so dramatic so they can please just have a nice dinner with their friends for once.
That, when the brains were out, the man would die,
And there an end. But now they rise again
With twenty mortal murders on their crowns
And push us from our stools.”
How did Banquo’s ghost score a higher Spookiness Rating than King Hamlet? There’s a great line in Henry IV, Part 1 that explains. King Henry tells his son that before he was king, “By being seldom seen, I could not stir / But like a comet I was wondered at, / That men would tell their children ‘This is he.'” King Hamlet’s ghost appears to at least four people over the course of four scenes and delivers multiple monologues about his death. He’s overexposed; we get to know him too well.
Banquo accomplishes all of his gory lock-shaking in one scene with no lines, appearing, disappearing, and reappearing right where you were about to sit like an avenging Whoopie cushion. It’s that kind of performance that makes you Shakespeare’s spookiest ghost.
Spookiness Rating: 10/10
Who do you think is the spookiest ghost in Shakespeare? Who’s your favorite? Who did we forget (we know, it’s Hermione from The Winter’s Tale)? Tell us in the comments.
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