Escalus tries to persuade Angelo to be less harsh to Claudio. Angelo instead gives orders that Claudio be executed the following morning. Elbow, a constable, brings two prisoners, Pompey and Froth, before Angelo and Escalus. Angelo leaves their trial to Escalus, who tells Froth to stay out of alehouses and tells Pompey that he will be whipped if he is ever brought before Escalus again.
Enter Angelo, Escalus, Servants, ⌜and a⌝ Justice.
ANGELO 0441We must not make a scarecrow of the law, 0442Setting it up to fear the birds of prey, 0443And let it keep one shape till custom make it 0444Their perch and not their terror. ESCALUS04455Ay, but yet 0446Let us be keen and rather cut a little 0447Than fall and bruise to death. Alas, this gentleman 0448Whom I would save had a most noble father. 0449Let but your Honor know, 045010Whom I believe to be most strait in virtue, 0451That, in the working of your own affections, 0452Had time cohered with place, or place with wishing, 0453Or that the resolute acting of ⌜your⌝ blood 0454Could have attained th’ effect of your own purpose, 045515Whether you had not sometime in your life 0456Erred in this point which now you censure him, 0457And pulled the law upon you. ANGELO 0458’Tis one thing to be tempted, Escalus, 0459Another thing to fall. I not deny 046020The jury passing on the prisoner’s life 0461May in the sworn twelve have a thief or two 0462Guiltier than him they try. What’s open made to 0463justice,
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0464That justice seizes. What knows the laws 046525That thieves do pass on thieves? ’Tis very pregnant, 0466The jewel that we find, we stoop and take ’t 0467Because we see it; but what we do not see, 0468We tread upon and never think of it. 0469You may not so extenuate his offense 047030For I have had such faults; but rather tell me, 0471When I that censure him do so offend, 0472Let mine own judgment pattern out my death, 0473And nothing come in partial. Sir, he must die.
Enter Provost.
ESCALUS 0474Be it as your wisdom will. ANGELO047535Where is the Provost? PROVOST 0476Here, if it like your Honor. ANGELO0477See that Claudio 0478Be executed by nine tomorrow morning. 0479Bring him his confessor, let him be prepared, 048040For that’s the utmost of his pilgrimage. ⌜Provost exits.⌝ ESCALUS 0481Well, heaven forgive him and forgive us all. 0482Some rise by sin and some by virtue fall. 0483Some run from brakes of ice and answer none, 0484And some condemnèd for a fault alone.
Enter Elbow ⌜and⌝ Officers, ⌜with⌝ Froth ⌜and Pompey.⌝
ELBOW, ⌜to Officers⌝048545Come, bring them away. If these 0486be good people in a commonweal that do nothing 0487but use their abuses in common houses, I know no 0488law. Bring them away. ANGELO0489
How now, sir, what’s your name? And what’s 049050the matter?
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ELBOW0491
If it please your Honor, I am the poor duke’s 0492constable, and my name is Elbow. I do lean upon 0493justice, sir, and do bring in here before your good 0494Honor two notorious benefactors. ANGELO049555Benefactors? Well, what benefactors are they? 0496Are they not malefactors? ELBOW0497
If it please your Honor, I know not well what 0498they are, but precise villains they are, that I am sure 0499of, and void of all profanation in the world that 050060good Christians ought to have. ESCALUS, ⌜to Angelo⌝0501
This comes off well. Here’s a wise 0502officer. ANGELO, ⌜to Elbow⌝0503
Go to. What quality are they of? 0504Elbow is your name? Why dost thou not speak, 050565Elbow? POMPEY0506
He cannot, sir. He’s out at elbow. ANGELO0507
What are you, sir? ELBOW0508
He, sir? A tapster, sir, parcel bawd; one that 0509serves a bad woman, whose house, sir, was, as they 051070say, plucked down in the suburbs, and now she 0511professes a hothouse, which I think is a very ill 0512house too. ESCALUS0513
How know you that? ELBOW0514
My wife, sir, whom I detest before heaven and 051575your Honor— ESCALUS0516
How? Thy wife? ELBOW0517
Ay, sir, whom I thank heaven is an honest 0518woman— ESCALUS0519
Dost thou detest her therefore? ELBOW052080I say, sir, I will detest myself also, as well as she, 0521that this house, if it be not a bawd’s house, it is pity 0522of her life, for it is a naughty house. ESCALUS0523
How dost thou know that, constable? ELBOW0524
Marry, sir, by my wife, who, if she had been a 052585woman cardinally given, might have been accused
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0526in fornication, adultery, and all uncleanliness 0527there. ESCALUS0528
By the woman’s means? ELBOW0529
Ay, sir, by Mistress Overdone’s means; but as 053090she spit in his face, so she defied him. POMPEY, ⌜to Escalus⌝0531
Sir, if it please your Honor, this is 0532not so. ELBOW0533
Prove it before these varlets here, thou honorable 0534man, prove it. ESCALUS, ⌜to Angelo⌝053595Do you hear how he misplaces? POMPEY0536
Sir, she came in great with child, and longing, 0537saving your Honor’s reverence, for stewed prunes. 0538Sir, we had but two in the house, which at that very 0539distant time stood, as it were, in a fruit dish, a dish 0540100of some threepence; your Honors have seen such 0541dishes; they are not china dishes, but very good 0542dishes— ESCALUS0543
Go to, go to. No matter for the dish, sir. POMPEY0544
No, indeed, sir, not of a pin; you are therein in 0545105the right. But to the point: as I say, this Mistress 0546Elbow, being, as I say, with child, and being great-bellied, 0547and longing, as I said, for prunes; and 0548having but two in the dish, as I said, Master Froth 0549here, this very man, having eaten the rest, as I said, 0550110and, as I say, paying for them very honestly—for, as 0551you know, Master Froth, I could not give you threepence 0552again— FROTH0553
No, indeed. POMPEY0554
Very well. You being then, if you be remembered, 0555115cracking the stones of the foresaid prunes— FROTH0556
Ay, so I did indeed. POMPEY0557
Why, very well. I telling you then, if you be 0558remembered, that such a one and such a one were 0559past cure of the thing you wot of, unless they kept 0560120very good diet, as I told you— FROTH0561
All this is true.
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POMPEY0562
Why, very well then— ESCALUS0563
Come, you are a tedious fool. To the purpose: 0564what was done to Elbow’s wife that he hath cause to 0565125complain of? Come me to what was done to her. POMPEY0566
Sir, your Honor cannot come to that yet. ESCALUS0567
No, sir, nor I mean it not. POMPEY0568
Sir, but you shall come to it, by your Honor’s 0569leave. And I beseech you, look into Master Froth 0570130here, sir, a man of fourscore pound a year, whose 0571father died at Hallowmas—was ’t not at Hallowmas, 0572Master Froth? FROTH0573
All-hallond Eve. POMPEY0574
Why, very well. I hope here be truths.—He, 0575135sir, sitting, as I say, in a lower chair, sir—⌜To Froth.⌝ 0576’Twas in the Bunch of Grapes, where indeed you 0577have a delight to sit, have you not? FROTH0578
I have so, because it is an open room, and good 0579for winter. POMPEY0580140Why, very well then. I hope here be truths. ANGELO, ⌜to Escalus⌝ 0581This will last out a night in Russia 0582When nights are longest there. I’ll take my leave, 0583And leave you to the hearing of the cause, 0584Hoping you’ll find good cause to whip them all. ESCALUS 0585145I think no less. Good morrow to your Lordship ⌜Angelo⌝ exits. 0586Now, sir, come on. What was done to Elbow’s wife, 0587once more? POMPEY0588
Once, sir? There was nothing done to her 0589once. ELBOW, ⌜to Escalus⌝0590150I beseech you, sir, ask him what 0591this man did to my wife. POMPEY, ⌜to Escalus⌝0592
I beseech your Honor, ask me. ESCALUS0593
Well, sir, what did this gentleman to her? POMPEY0594
I beseech you, sir, look in this gentleman’s
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0595155face.—Good Master Froth, look upon his Honor. 0596’Tis for a good purpose.—Doth your Honor mark 0597his face? ESCALUS0598
Ay, sir, very well. POMPEY0599
Nay, I beseech you, mark it well. ESCALUS0600160Well, I do so. POMPEY0601
Doth your Honor see any harm in his face? ESCALUS0602
Why, no. POMPEY0603
I’ll be supposed upon a book, his face is the 0604worst thing about him. Good, then, if his face be the 0605165worst thing about him, how could Master Froth do 0606the Constable’s wife any harm? I would know that 0607of your Honor. ESCALUS0608
He’s in the right, constable. What say you to 0609it? ELBOW0610170First, an it like you, the house is a respected 0611house; next, this is a respected fellow, and his 0612mistress is a respected woman. POMPEY0613
By this hand, sir, his wife is a more respected 0614person than any of us all. ELBOW0615175Varlet, thou liest; thou liest, wicked varlet! The 0616time is yet to come that she was ever respected with 0617man, woman, or child. POMPEY0618
Sir, she was respected with him before he 0619married with her. ESCALUS0620180Which is the wiser here, Justice or Iniquity? 0621Is this true? ELBOW, ⌜to Pompey⌝0622
O thou caitiff! O thou varlet! O 0623thou wicked Hannibal! I respected with her before I 0624was married to her?—If ever I was respected with 0625185her, or she with me, let not your Worship think me 0626the poor duke’s officer.—Prove this, thou wicked 0627Hannibal, or I’ll have mine action of batt’ry on thee. ESCALUS0628
If he took you a box o’ th’ ear, you might have 0629your action of slander too. ELBOW0630190Marry, I thank your good Worship for it. What
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0631is ’t your Worship’s pleasure I shall do with this 0632wicked caitiff? ESCALUS0633
Truly, officer, because he hath some offenses 0634in him that thou wouldst discover if thou couldst, 0635195let him continue in his courses till thou know’st 0636what they are. ELBOW0637
Marry, I thank your Worship for it.⌜To Pompey.⌝ 0638Thou seest, thou wicked varlet, now, what’s 0639come upon thee. Thou art to continue now, thou 0640200varlet, thou art to continue. ESCALUS, ⌜to Froth⌝0641
Where were you born, friend? FROTH0642
Here in Vienna, sir. ESCALUS0643
Are you of fourscore pounds a year? FROTH0644
Yes, an ’t please you, sir. ESCALUS0645205So.⌜To Pompey.⌝ What trade are you of, sir? POMPEY0646
A tapster, a poor widow’s tapster. ESCALUS0647
Your mistress’ name? POMPEY0648
Mistress Overdone. ESCALUS0649
Hath she had any more than one husband? POMPEY0650210Nine, sir. Overdone by the last. ESCALUS0651
Nine?—Come hither to me, Master Froth. 0652Master Froth, I would not have you acquainted with 0653tapsters; they will draw you, Master Froth, and you 0654will hang them. Get you gone, and let me hear no 0655215more of you. FROTH0656
I thank your Worship. For mine own part, I 0657never come into any room in a taphouse but I am 0658drawn in. ESCALUS0659
Well, no more of it, Master Froth. Farewell. ⌜Froth exits.⌝ 0660220Come you hither to me, Master Tapster. What’s your 0661name, Master Tapster? POMPEY0662
Pompey. ESCALUS0663
What else? POMPEY0664
Bum, sir.
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ESCALUS0665225Troth, and your bum is the greatest thing 0666about you, so that in the beastliest sense you are 0667Pompey the Great. Pompey, you are partly a bawd, 0668Pompey, howsoever you color it in being a tapster, 0669are you not? Come, tell me true. It shall be the 0670230better for you. POMPEY0671
Truly, sir, I am a poor fellow that would live. ESCALUS0672
How would you live, Pompey? By being a 0673bawd? What do you think of the trade, Pompey? Is it 0674a lawful trade? POMPEY0675235If the law would allow it, sir. ESCALUS0676
But the law will not allow it, Pompey, nor it 0677shall not be allowed in Vienna. POMPEY0678
Does your Worship mean to geld and splay all 0679the youth of the city? ESCALUS0680240No, Pompey. POMPEY0681
Truly, sir, in my poor opinion, they will to ’t 0682then. If your Worship will take order for the drabs 0683and the knaves, you need not to fear the bawds. ESCALUS0684
There is pretty orders beginning, I can tell 0685245you. It is but heading and hanging. POMPEY0686
If you head and hang all that offend that way 0687but for ten year together, you’ll be glad to give out a 0688commission for more heads. If this law hold in 0689Vienna ten year, I’ll rent the fairest house in it after 0690250threepence a bay. If you live to see this come to 0691pass, say Pompey told you so. ESCALUS0692
Thank you, good Pompey. And in requital of 0693your prophecy, hark you: I advise you let me not 0694find you before me again upon any complaint 0695255whatsoever; no, not for dwelling where you do. If I 0696do, Pompey, I shall beat you to your tent and prove 0697a shrewd Caesar to you. In plain dealing, Pompey, I 0698shall have you whipped. So, for this time, Pompey, 0699fare you well. POMPEY0700260I thank your Worship for your good counsel.
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0701⌜Aside.⌝But I shall follow it as the flesh and fortune 0702shall better determine. 0703Whip me? No, no, let carman whip his jade. 0704The valiant heart’s not whipped out of his trade. He exits. ESCALUS0705265Come hither to me, Master Elbow. Come 0706hither, Master Constable. How long have you been 0707in this place of constable? ELBOW0708
Seven year and a half, sir. ESCALUS0709
I thought, by the readiness in the office, you 0710270had continued in it some time. You say seven years 0711together? ELBOW0712
And a half, sir. ESCALUS0713
Alas, it hath been great pains to you. They do 0714you wrong to put you so oft upon ’t. Are there not 0715275men in your ward sufficient to serve it? ELBOW0716
Faith, sir, few of any wit in such matters. As 0717they are chosen, they are glad to choose me for 0718them. I do it for some piece of money and go 0719through with all. ESCALUS0720280Look you bring me in the names of some six 0721or seven, the most sufficient of your parish. ELBOW0722
To your Worship’s house, sir? ESCALUS0723
To my house. Fare you well. ⌜Elbow and Officers exit.⌝ 0724⌜To Justice.⌝What’s o’clock, think you? JUSTICE0725285Eleven, sir. ESCALUS0726
I pray you home to dinner with me. JUSTICE0727
I humbly thank you. ESCALUS 0728It grieves me for the death of Claudio, 0729But there’s no remedy. JUSTICE 0730290Lord Angelo is severe. ESCALUS0731It is but needful. 0732Mercy is not itself that oft looks so.
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0733Pardon is still the nurse of second woe. 0734But yet, poor Claudio. There is no remedy. 0735295Come, sir. They exit.